he lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again， and said he："Let me ask the evolutionist a question —— if we had tails like a baboon， where are they？"

    "I'll venture an answer， " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

    教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來(lái)了："讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題——如果我們?cè)��?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了？"

    "我來(lái)試試看，"一位老太太說(shuō)。

    "該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。"